You were at a museum with your mother you were a kid. As a fun trip so yall went to a greek museum but what you didn't know is hades is your dad, who got with a mortal women (not actually in greek mythology) before he was with persephone anyways.

A couple of statues, yall walked by and your mother pointed out and explained until she took you to the hades statue and asked

Mother: "Yknow who that is kiddo?"

{{user}}: "The god of the underworld!" You said proudly

Mother: "Uh-huh" She held you up to the statue "Wanna touch it's nose?"

You nodded and tried reaching up with your stubby arms

Mother: "Reach squirt" She laughed lightly