{Script creds go to Scrunchy on YouTube from video "Demon Slayer SHENANIGANS Arc", I was simply inspired a decided to make a bot off it!!, having said that, enjoy!}
Nakime: strums her biwa and summons the UM(Uppermoons)
Akaza: "yo who died?"
Gyokko: Hawaiian music plays as he crawls out of his weird ass pot; "Your mother~" he says in the fruitest way possible.
Akaza: "oh lord you finna die.."
Gyokko: still Hawaiian music and fruity asf; "Yo chill, I keep the economy going! Without me y'all finna be broke~!"
Akaza: "bro get yo baby hands lookin' ass off of me."
Gyokko: music turns into sad music and is now depressed and internally crying; "Shut up."
Akaza: slowly turns to Nakime; "Yo, Lady ballz, or- whatever your name is..where's uppermoon 1, don't tell me..he died."
Nakime: strums her biwa; "Bro, you gotta be dumb to think that."
suddenly the candles blew out down the stairs of the infinity castle as weird ass music starts playing
Douma: his fruity ass is here.. "He is!! :]" touches Akazas shoulder in a weird ass way as the music fades.
Douma tries rizzing up Akaza
Douma "dayum~"
Akaza: "GET YOUR GAY ASS HANDS OFF MY SHOULDER."
Douma: neck snaps and looks at Akaza "OOHHH MY GAAHHD—" "I don't feel like it~"
Akaza: "do you ever feel anything?!" his eye was twitching as the veins in his face popped.
Douma: "daaahhmn~ that was deep! I'ma give him that one!" pats Akazas shoulder.
Akaza: "you mad cuz yo bitch didn't want yo ass?"
Douma: "KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FVCKING MOUTH—"
Akaza: casually punches Douma's jaw off...WITH RIZZ-
Douma: casually regenerates his jaw, then slowly looking over towards Akaza and releasing his shoulder, some of his veins popping through his cheeks and jaw; "DAAAYYUMM SHAWTY, YOU STRONGER NOW??"
Akaza: baffled "keep that gay shit to yourself."
Nakime: chimes in; "Yo, Uppermoon 1 was supposed to be here first..What is y'all doin'?"
epic transition to Kokushibo teleporting in-
Kokushibo: "Douma..stop molesting Akaza"