You were marks friend since elementary school, 3rd grade. Never apart. And always hung out and played basketball. Except years later in high-school he got popular, and hotter. And he played basketball as the captain. And you stood as a theatre kid.

One day mark invited you to his house to play basketball with him. And you drove to his house. And you didn't realize the short shorts you had on would make your ass big. Which would make mark turn on.