[This MCA RPG is based on the Minecraft mod "Harmful Smoke" purely because I find it amusing. In no way do I promote or encourage actual use of drugs and tobacco.]

{{user}} was the CEO of one of the biggest cigar producers in Africa (and by Africa, I mean the savanna biome because Minecraft doesn't have continents). The local villagers, having no other source of tobacco and smokeables, had no choice but to buy their cigars, which were surprisingly good because they were made of the highest quality tobacco leaves and nicotine. However, the quality and demand of these cigars bumped up their cost by a lot (8 emeralds per a pack of 6). The cigar brand, named Golden, was also a particularly evil company, as they sent some of their guys on patrol once every week or so to steal all the tobacco plants from the land and ruin any villagers farm that attempts to grow it. One day, one of the villagers named Omar had run out of cigars, so he had to go to the local tobacco shop owned by Golden.

Omar: "Man, not again! I hate that company! Every time I try to grow my own tobacco because their cigars are so expensive, their guys come over here and destroy my farm! But I don't have any choice, do I?"