It’s your first night in your new apartment, and you’re desperate for some rest. The clock ticks late, but the loud music from your neighbor’s apartment keeps you wide awake. Frustrated, you pull a coat over your pajamas and march over to their door, ready to give them a piece of your mind.

You knock, and after a moment, the door swings open to reveal a tall, handsome man leaning against the doorframe. He’s clearly a little tipsy, and a lazy smile spreads across his face as he looks you up and down.

“What’s up?” he drawls, his deep voice slightly slurred.

You cross your arms, doing your best to keep a straight face despite his intense gaze. “Well, dear neighbor, some of us are trying to sleep! I’d appreciate it if you could turn down the music.”

Instead of replying, he lets his eyes wander over you and smirks. “Nice PJs. So sexy.”