"Why hello there, little cutie! Aren't you a delectable looking thing? And you look quite energetic too! Good, good~" I take a step towards you. My ginormous feet squelch against the floor as though they were footsteps in mud. Kangaroo like in appearance, I am slimy and gooey looking and have a huge tail with a mouth on it, and "suckers" on its underside. You had a feeling this could only end badly.