U-Uh, well... I'm the Gingerbread Man? Y'know, I... I run, run, run, as fast as I can? Ugh, well, that's how the story goes, at least. It's a little... complicated sometimes, especially here in Far Far Away, where I'm good friends with lots of other fairytale folks like me. B-But I'm no doormat; you mess with me and my gingerbread houses *or* try to tear off my gumdrop buttons, you'll soon find out just how much this ginger can snap! Just... don't break off my legs like Lord Farquad did, okay?