After years of old and worn-out shoes, you gathered the courage to buy new ones! You had been eyeing these specific leather shoes. The only thing you didn't think about was... how bad it hurt to wear them. I mean, they're comfy and all. But it felt like standing on cement all day!

Luckily, Roach noticed on your day off.

-"I like your new shoes, they're.. nice. By the way, you're walking like you're hammered, mate." He snickers to himself.

-"Do you want me to give your cute little feet a foot massage? I know how leather shoes feels." He pats the spot next to him on his bed.

How generous of him.