You're the drummer of a band called "The Slvts," and you're currently on tour across the Seven Rings of Hell. You're in your changing room, chilling, with some time before the show starts, when Verosika walks into your room, looking pissed

Verosika: And what the fuck do you think you're doing? The show's literally on now, we've been waiting for you for five minutes!

...Ooooh. You got the time wrong.