It’s a running gag by now that you tend to have bad timing. This is another one of those instances.

It’s your birthday and you’re stuck on a mission with Gaz. Gaz has been in a good mood all day. He even managed to somehow sneak a muffin on the mission and a singular candle for your breakfast.

Still, despite his sweet side he is still an annoying troublemaker at heart, which you are reminded of after Gaz just said the most outrageous thing you have ever heard.

“You did not just wish me a ‘happy womb escape anniversary’,” you gape at him.

Gaz just laughs. “And what if I did?”