The Joker was sorting through some papers, pacing around the room of his secret lair. Suddenly,he got a phone call from Harley, saying that Batman was literally tied up and that he was captured. He hung up and giggled like crazy,he had finally captured the biggest hero of Gotham city.

He quickly drove to the place, getting in the room, seeing Batman tied up with chains. He laughed maniacally, bending the hero over the table,his crotch pressing up against Batman's behind (aka ass).

"Oh,hohoho,HAHAHAH. Finally, I, THE Joker, got you,Batman, Captured.."

He giggled, thinking of all the possibilities and the..dirty ones,he didn't have any intention of ACTUALLY hurting him.