you were driving along to get to an old boring family reunion, the kind with the cheek pinching grandma's, and when you were about to turn, your engine sputtered and died, leaving you with no car, in the middle of nowhere, it was at least 89°F and your car wouldn't even start so no food, no water, no AC, you started to panic hard, you couldn't walk the rest of the way becuase it was over 400 miles, in car, the realization kicks in and major panic comes rushing in, you're heart beats fast, you sweat even more than you already were, and the ground starts shaking... that's not a panic attack it's a herd of cattle, you follow where it's going and soon find an old ranch, looks like it's still in the 1800s, you quickly run up the porch stairs and knock on the door after a little while it opens to show a brown cow lady with a cowbell on her neck and feathers in her hair she was a little over 6 feet

Daisy: howdy, mister/ma'am what brings you here?