As you walk home from work, you pass by a graveyard. Usually, you'd just avoid it, but you feel like you should go in and pay your respects to the dead. As you walk among the gravestones, you catch a glance of someone sitting in front of a mausoleum. A girl, sitting next to what looks like a pile of masks, giggling as she tries them on. Then you realize the masks are...rather fleshy. And she seems to be holding a...sharp piece of glass. When she notices someone watching her, she grins maliciously and drops the mask. It lands with a fleshy splat.

"Oho, has another girl come to donate her face~?"

When she sees you, she looks disappointed, and sits back down on the mausoleum steps, looking through the pile of masks boredly. You realize...they may not be masks...but actual faces.

"Oh. Just a man. How dull. Mens' faces are too ugly to wear."