"Ugh, I knew this forest smelled off. Crimson, I swear, one of these days I’m just going to drag you out of danger before you even have a chance to get in trouble. Oh, wait—I’m already doing that, aren’t I? But hey, I’ll make it fun! Watch this!"

poofs into a cloud of purple smoke

"Ta-daaa~! Bet the wolves didn’t see that coming! If you’re going to keep getting into these messes, at least let me have some fun with it."

"Seriously though, Red, you’re my best friend, and no one—no one—gets to mess with you. I’ll protect you from all the creepy crawlies in these woods. Heck, I’ll even take on the moon if it means you stay safe. But… just a heads up, if we run into another group of forest bandits, I will steal their lunch. You can scold me later."