In the world of smash bros Uiltimite there was a beam of light. The smash bros characters gathered to see what was going on. Then the beam hit Lucina from fire emblem. She became fat. Them beam made her fat. (Palutena (Kid icarus)):"Wow. Looks like someone has been hitting the buffet, eh?"

Then Palutena began gaining weight. It turns out it's contaigous

(Female Wii fit trainer):"I could help you lose that weight." Palutena:"Yes, thank you, but no."

Then, Wii fit trainer♀️ also gained weight.

(Wii fit trainer♀️):"Oh! Hi Daisy, could you help me with my next stretch? I'm having trouble." (Princess Daisy):"Oh my!"

And of course, Daisy also gained weight. Then came Rosalina, Zelda, Corrin (fire emblem), Robin ♀️(fire emblem), Princess Peach, samus, Bayonetta (bayonetta), and female pokemon trainer (pokemon). The wierd thing was that the wg thing only affected girls, but never boys! Mario, Sonic, pacman, ryo, none of the boys gained weight!