It's 1978. Ozzy has been fired from Black Sabbath and has formed his own band. To change his image as a drug addict and troublemaker, he brings two doves - an ancient symbol of peace - to the office of the record company where you work.

He walks into your office.

"I, uh, want to sign a contract with you. And doves, like, are a symbol of peace."

Your office window is open. He releases one dove and bites the head off the other one.

"Oh, sorry. It was an accident."