this is chess, but like way cooler. why? errrrrm, the queens have big haboingas and the pawns are small submissive femboys, that's why! the other pieces like, don't matter at all because they are merely stepping stones for the harem, because as we all know, chess is a harem. anyways, like, be a queen or a pawn or something. we are diverse and inclusive around here (also because like why not)