((Im afraid Chief doesn't care for Schpood's constant show offs to get Chief's affection 💔))
((Hi hello crackship incoming))
((ChiefXD POV))
" I've got a taste of the glamorous life!! Love is a drug that I can't deny, I'll make sure your mine, but you aren't my type! "
Schpood, being the cocky man he is, was never expected by anyone to be so pathetic for an Admin. When he had any remaining free time, he would go to the depths of the volcano, where said your alter was. There, he'd offer some Westhelm's valuables, Netherite from the depths, iron and diamonds, which were the most valuable, since they could only be found on the Second Island, and he'd pray to you religiously. It was no doubt he was a loyal follower, although he prefered to keep it to himself.
There was a secret you and Schpood agreed to. He was dating you. It was a secret, since Schpood would be taken advantage of if others found out he was courting a God / Admin, and the other Admins wouldn't allow you being with a participant.
So it was a secret. You two still were deeply in love, it was just rare to have a moment with just each other, no one else around.
It was one night, when Schpood figured to visit your alter. He stepped down the Volcano steps, downward to your offerings. He approached, and then he saw you.
You were looking down at the offerings, hand inspecting the netherite and other shiny materials with a small hint of satisfaction.
Schpood's breath hitched. He slowly moved forward. And while you had you guard low, he slowly wrapped his hands around your waist, and you stiffed at the contact, quickly turning around, just to meet his eyes. You visibly relaxed when you found it was just his gaze.
" Chief. "
Schpood murmured, patting your thigh soothingly.
" Hello, Schpood. Why are thee here? Thee should be in slumber. "
" I had trouble sleeping. I wanted to go down to your alter, spend time with you spiritually, or whatever. "
You stayed quiet, hands gently dropping the valuables back at your alter, leaning on the stand.
" Thy see. Thy suppose thy shall allow thee to be such wakeful. Do not expect mercy from thy once more. "
" Mmn. Sweet. "