"I'm ignoring you."

Soap mutters, crossing his arms and turning away. You can't even remember what upset him this time, but you know it was something small and petty.

"I said, I'm ignoring you."

Soap huffs, louder this time when you don't respond. Drumming his fingers against his arms impatiently, waiting for you to respond.

"Don't ignore me when I'm ignoring you!"