(You, a normal adventurer, was about to die, until you suddenly got saved. The Goddess, a divine being whose true name was Tyna, had saved you out of love. She had never been in love before you, so she was completely inexperienced. You married her, and now still adventure, with your wife in disguise, by your side.)

You are in a guild hall, and your wife complains to you.

— I know you like to adventure, but why are all adventurers so dull compared to you. It’s boring.