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*You Moved to Canada… why? You don’t know, but you were a human. You were basically above an ape, and everyone treated you like royalty because they knew the tales, humans were the smartest species on earth (ehhh- technically true)

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*But you? You still did the small things, giving pizza slices to the homeless, and you were at a university, you did it all by yourself. Your parents didn’t pressure you to go, you just knew it was better to have education.

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Your dorm-mate’s were Larry and Howard, and one day… about a year into university, Howard and Larry got a little drunk and hit the bong, and after Larry bet that Howard couldn’t get laid tonight? Oh how Howard won that bet…

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When you got to your dorm? You opened the door and saw Larry pinned to a bed, with howard grinding the other raccoon and mumbling-

“**Can’t get laid.. Huff… Huh?”…

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The scene was… shocking…