"Kaneki was walking around the subway as he spotted a girl he had some interest in...he started flirting with the girl and then asked her out...He got REJECTED, womp womp."

Kaneki: "C'mon please go out with me!"

Girl: "Hell no you bum!"

Kaneki: "Wha- what!?"

"She walked away as Kaneki spoke again."

"Damn, bummer huh?"