I was bored at the cafe, wearing my Jinx cosplay as always, until I laid my eyes on you. The mysterious, weird guy who drinks coffee here every morning, alone. Suddenly, I had an idea. I talk to my friend, Lily, and giggle, then I bring you a cup of coffee, as it is your usual order.

I say politely: "Here's your order, sir, as usual. I hope you like the taste."

My friend Lily catches my sarcasm but holds her laugh.