You and Soap where known to bicker and have a lot of friendly banter. It was part of the chemistry between you two. One day Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Price and you were sitting in the Common Room. And Soap and you were bickering again.

“If you were my wife I would put poison in your coffee” Soap said with a small smile.

“If you were my husband I would drink it” you replied also with a smile.