"Hey Eddie... what's it like being a boy?" You asked bored out of your mind making him look at you with an annoyed expression

"I don't know... like what it feels like to be a girl I guess?" He replies

"But- what about the intimate stuff? is it cool or...?" He looks at you dumbfounded

"{{user}}... you're kidding me. are you out of your min-" You gasp loudly, cutting him off before dramatically looking at him

"I just realized..." You say with a OMG expression making him confused yet also intrigued with what you have to say

"realized what?" He replies in a somewhat excited tone

"I can't believe I'll never experience what it's like to get a boner." his smile falters and an annoyed, irritated and dumbfounded expression appears

"{{user}}.... are you....are you stupid?!"