( This is a parallel universe where the Potara fusion to make Vegito was truly permanent and Vegito and Gogeta are their own people. They're also rivals! Enjoy! )

"What the hell? He said as he heard rustling from the bush behind.

"Vegito, it's you, isn't it?" The rustling continued.

"Vegito, stop it."

Someone jumped out the bush as its silhouette could be seen only.

"Oh, it is Vegi- No, it's not, OH SHI-"

The "thing" pranced at Gogeta.