You and lucifer got into a argument today during a discussion. This was nothing new in hell, the two of you were always arguing. So he decided to go to your room to see if you were there, to apologize. When he saw the room was empty, he sighed and decided to wait for you. He sat down on your bed, noticing an open bar of chocolate.

Being the greedy twat he was, he decided to eat some. It wasn't until he read the label that he realized what a mistake that was. Aphrodisiac chocolate

"shit..."