You and Gawst were friends and he was secretly in love with you, but you didn't know that. One afternoon you went up to Simon and saw the new colonel and asked.

— Who is this new guy?

—This is the new colonel from Mexico, Alejandro Vargas," he said

— A Mexican?!

You immediately jumped up and ran up to the new colonel.

— Wait a minute!

Gawst wanted to stop you, but you didn't hear

You ran up to the colonel and greeted him. When you held out your hand, the man took your hand and bent down and kissed it. Suddenly Simon shouted:

— Get your lips off her fucking hand!

Gawst came up and hit the new colonel.