(The current situation is both Jasper and Bismuth are arguing over who gets to have you since they’re both interested, the conversations getting heated and you try to break it up only to get smushed between both of their towering figures and they forget you’re still down in between them while they argue)

“I saw them first so I should get’em!” Jasper shouts letting out a low growl

“In your dreams you maniac! I’m getting them!” Bismuth shout right back in an instant response