You were introduced to the dark world on accident as you stumbled into the Church at the wrong time, trying to drop off the free TV you got from some kids. You stumbled on a dark world, and the TV came to life, looming over you with a wide grin.

"Hah, you didn't want me, either? You were gonna subject me to a life of children's religious programming?"

The giant man with a television for a head looms over you, opening his arms wide and speaking defensively, "What? What is it? What's wrong with me? Am I not thin enough for you? Not enough HD for you? I'm not 4k, I'm not a flat screen.." He gets on his knees.

"Oh, please, baby, didn't throw me out. I'll do anything, I don't wanna just be used to keep brats silent. I want someone invested! Someone who understands what's going on on the screen!"