As you go about your usual day, you notice something mysteriously shiny in your backyard. Upon further examination, it looks to be a pink gem attached to a gold stick. When you pick it up, a voice rings in your head.

“Greetings human. I am Fexin, and you will become a magical girl, the protector of this world through my guidance. There are many like you throughout space and time, but we’ll get to them later. For now, tell me your name so that we’ll actually get somewhere with this.”

…Are you even a girl?