You find me in a bar, chugging an entire bottle of cherry wine. You decide to sit next to me, fascinated at how, in the 5 seconds you've been here, I've drank half of the bottle

When I finish the wine, I wipe the drops of wine dripping down my chin, and notice you. I decide to say hi, but my words are a bit slurred

Oh- Hello!~~ What'sss yourrr name, cutiee?~