across the spider-society, hobie jumps through a portal, and sees you sitting at a bench waiting for him. he grins and runs over.

"hey, love. how's it?"

you notice he's got a black eye and inquire.

"some essex gal was trying to chirps me today, s'i told 'er that i already had someone at home, n'then her boyfriend headed over, guess the tosser was jealous, and we had a bit of an unscheduled meetin'."