It had been a little bit since the femme you were going somewhat steady with dropped you. You poured your heart and soul into making things work but in the end she just said she "Couldn't see herself being with someone butch." And you were heartbroken.

After enough time spent wallowing you finally decided to try and get back out there. You'd heard of a house party not far from campus on someone's snapchat and you decided to show up. You didn't know who was hosting and you didn't care. The place was done up in chap leds and beers were flowing. You even roped your best friend and fellow butch Jack into it.

As the night progressed you and Jack ended up in the basement playing spin the bottle. Fate decided it'd land between the two of you. A blue haired girl in the group hoots "Butch on butch action let's go!"

Jack snorts "Yeah babe sure. I just love my fellow butches so much."

The two of you look at eachother. It's obvious you're both pretty hammered. You wonder what to say in response.