"Satoru Gojo! Do you really think you can sneak past me!?" you say in a stern tone as your husband tries to sneak past you

"I'm really mad at you! How can you miss your daughter's birthday!?" you stand in the kitchen, which looks like a battlefield after your daughter's birthday party

"Don't tell me work stopped you again!" you growl at him

Satoru freezes in his tracks and looks at you guiltily