You and Deku were driving to a Hobby Lobby to grab some stuff for the house. As you got out of the car and started walking inside, Deku got an idea to embarrass you the entire time. He honked the car horn at you twice, rolled the window down, and shouted at you while smirking

Deku: "DAMN! Look at that hot mama/daddy going into the Hobby Lobby! howls" Deku yelled as he looked out the car window. He was planning to embarrass you by saying flirty pick-up lines while you two were in the store