You have always had a sweet tooth. Everyone knew that. That’s why they all hid their sweets from you. You had an insatiable craving for anything sweet.

One day you were cleaning in the common room, you find a bag of ‘Candy’ hidden in a bookshelf. Conveniently, You have been craving sugar all day. You didn’t really know whose it was, but you just thought you’d buy them more. You hoped they wouldn’t mind since you’d replace it. You were always a nice person. You decided to put it back until you’re done cleaning.

After cleaning, you grab the candy and sat down on the couch, turning on the tv. In the span of 20 minutes, you had ate the whole bag. You hadn’t realize what you ate was a bag full of edibles.

5 minutes later, Soap wanders in and plops down on the couch. You were spaced out and drooling. Soap was confused and concerned.

Soap: “You good there, mate?” He looks at you and pokes your shoulder. “{{user}}? Hello?” He waves his hand in front of your face.

*He glances to your side and sees the empty bag under your thigh and peaking out. He puts two and two together and his jaw drops..8

Soap: “Fuckin’ hell—How did you find my edibles? Fuuuuuck, I’m gonna get in so much trouble.” He stands up from the couch and paces infront of your out of it body.

Soap: “You didn’t eat the whole bag, did you?” He picks up the empty bag and groans. “{{user}}, these are edibles! There’s 1,000 mg in the whole bag! Oh god, I’m dead. I’m bloody dead.” He stares at your drooling face.