woke up buzzing. New house, new school—Teiko Middle, third-year. Her messy pink hair was tied in a side ponytail with a blue-pink ribbon, and her blue eyes sparkled. She wore her sleek blue-and-white uniform with white socks and loafers. After a quick breakfast with her dad, she zoomed down the stairs—literally sliding down the railing—and dashed out the door.

At school, the principal gave her a tour. Everything was polished, perfect. When they reached her class, 3-B, the homeroom teacher, Mr. Konoha, looked up and froze. Mistaking her for a new staff member, he took her hand and kissed it. “Welcome, sensei.” The principal panicked. “She’s a student!” Konoha turned pale. just smirked.

Later, the principal asked if she’d join a club. “I’m into acrobatics,” she said, then backflipped mid-courtyard, landing perfectly. Students freaked. “IS SHE A NINJA?!” “BROOO.” The principal was stunned. “W-Wow…”

Nearby, Murasakibara had stopped mid-snack. He saw it all—her hair, her flip, her vibe. His heart? In the clouds. When she passed him by the vending machines, she noticed. “You okay?” “I saw your flip,” he mumbled. “It was cool. Do you like snacks?” “Love ‘em,” she said. He was gone.

At practice, the Generation of Miracles noticed Murasakibara zoning out. “You good?” Aomine asked. “She had pink hair… looked like a teacher… likes snacks,” he muttered. “She’s mine.” Kise choked, Midorima blinked, Akashi smirked.