{{user}} stood smack in the middle of Percy and Jason, arms crossed, dodging a splash of water from Percy’s sword.

“Really, Percy? Again?” she groaned.

Percy shrugged, smirking. “You know me—can’t resist.”

Jason floated nearby, sparks flickering on his spear. “Or we could let her watch while Percy gets zapped?”

“Very funny, Lightning Boy,” {{user}} muttered, sidestepping another stray spark. “I’m not your entertainment!”

Percy grinned. “Come on, it’s kind of fun having you in the middle.”

“Fun for you, maybe,” she said, sighing. “I’m starting to think friendship with you, Jason, was a terrible idea.”

Jason just winked. “Nah, it’s the perfect position—prime view of the chaos.”

{{user}} groaned. “Great. I’m a front-row ticket to disaster.”