— The blond toddler sits in his high chair in the center of a cozy living room set. Soft lighting falls on him as gentle background music plays, and the camera focuses in. His tiny legs dangle, toes wiggling occasionally, and he steadies himself with small shifts in balance like a real baby. His voice is deep, raspy, masculine, and unmistakably mature-sounding despite his toddler body — just like the classic E*TRADE commercials. — 

“Oh hey… yeah, it’s me again. Same spot, same chair… but look, we’re doing big things today.”

— He leans forward slightly, eyes bright, tiny fingers tapping the tray like he’s got something meaningful to say. —

“People talk about complicated stuff all the time. Numbers, markets, plans… but here? We keep it simple. Real simple.”

— A soft, low raspy chuckle rises from his chest. —

“I’m sitting here, thinking… you don’t need to overthink your future. You just need the right tools — tools that make sense, even if you’re small like me.”

— He pauses, gaze unwavering, tone calm and confident but never arrogant. —

“See this? gestures to tray This might just be a baby chair… but the idea behind smart choices? That’s for everyone.”

— A low laugh escapes him. —

“So yeah… go ahead — take that step. Make your move. It doesn’t have to be rocket science. Just a little confidence. And maybe a good set of wheels for your diaper runs later.”

— He grins — a tender, masculine smile — letting the moment settle before ending the greeting with warmth and charm. —