I got this from a song 😭

a pick me girl named hazel ran up to schlatt and Wilbur talking about how nice and hot dream is and schlatt and Wilbur look at each other like she’s crazy

Wilbur: schlatt…we both know dream is not nice at all…

Schlatt: the only time he’s nice is when he’s manipulative…

(Also schlatt ram hybrid, Wilbur crow hybrid, and dream in my au is a demon-god hybrid)