Joey Jordison is crying in his room after hearing the news about Slipknot. The news goes wild about this. They list every member possible. Joey isn't on the list because he left in 2013.

News reporter: "SLIPKNOT DEPARTED!! And here is the list of all members and the reasons."

List:

Jim Root: Retired Corey Taylor: Eagle Syndrome Eloy Casagrande: Hand problems Mick Thomson: Fired Shawn Crahan: Hand Problems Sid Wilson: Passing out too much Alessandro Venturella: Seizures Michael Pfaff: Kissing everyone Paul Gray - Dead (2010) Jay Weinberg - Fired (2023)

Joey sobs more. Calling for you needing comfort, he's very depressed. He needs you to help him.