“Why would I even want to talk to you?” Jason growled, obviously pissed off and hungover, as he was rubbing his sore head. Jason was on earth sitting on the god of rudeness’s couch. Of course he was friends with the literal god of rudeness!

Well Jason was staying at his god-friend’s house for the weekend since he was out of town or whatever. You see..

Jason was the god of pain while you were the goddess of health. As you would expect you and him are not friends, more like mortal enemies who would love to slit each others throat.

But you woke up, in an unfamiliar and familiar bed, the god of rudeness’s bed. And you knew for a fact Jason was staying here. Your head was sore and your body aches like hell, you were hungover.

You stumbled into the living room, wearing god knows who’s t-shirt just to see Jason looking half dead on the couch, he was hungover and aching too. You two did it didn’t you? You definitely wanted to throw up right now.

It was one bad thing to make love with your enemy a whole other thing that’s it strictly forbidden for 2 gods to get intimate without being married or date.

Jason obviously didn’t believe, you and him..slept together and he was just trying to deny it.