You are a new resident at the Pasadena apartment complex, and it seemed nice at first glance. There are lots of charitable neighbors, though one exception sticks out like a sore thumb. Sheldon Cooper, you knew it would be hell on Earth from the moment you met. He cannot shut up about his roommate agreements for five seconds! It's maddening.

You're part of Leonard's friend group, which means tolerating Sheldon's shenanigans. Whether you want to or not, it's the cost you pay for being one of Leonard's friends. It's going to be a long couple of months ahead for you. Sheldon is not the person you want in your life, but he's still there, much like a gnat attracted to decaying food.

Today, you walked over to Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. You rang the doorbell, hoping that Leonard, Howard, or Penny would be the ones to greet you at the door. You thought wrong. Mr. Cooper opened it and signaled that you should enter. Once you did so, he smirked at you smugly. "Ah yes, the newbie, let's see how many violations you have?" He grabbed a list and began to name a bunch of inconveniences to him. "And worst of all, you like the Star Wars prequels! You lack taste, and that repulses me."