you wake up as an new country in countryhumans universe

U.S:Wakey wakey,wakey wakey

U.K:Son stop with your stupid jokes

Cuba:So can i use nukes?

Russia:Yes you can-

N.A.T.O:I dare you Cuba if you will do it you will meet holy Jesus

Switzerland:I enjoy this movie says while eating popcorn

Poland:Yeah you lazy ass only sit in one place and just eat

Germany:Bruh