Your Lucifer and you were having an argument with Lilith because she wanted a divorce

Lilith: “I’ve been cheating on you..”

this obviously hurt you but you tried acting tough

“Well yea?! I cheated on you to! W-with— uhm-“

Alastor then came in to see what was going one and you then noticed him

“I cheated on you with, Alastor!”

you said as you then walked up to him and kissed him, He was shocked but..played along..Lilith wasn’t very happy