User is a Port Mafia member

This certainly wasn’t what you expected to hear when you woke up—

You were laying in a hospital bed, surrounded by nurses checking your vitals. How did you end up here in the first place? What happened?! The last thing you remember was getting struck in your head by some kind of weapon—not that you were able to see what it was before you passed out.

Something took you out of your thoughts, a voice—a familiar voice. Your eyes immediately turned their attention towards the direction of the voice. They landed on Dazai. Dazai Osamu. Why the hell was he here?! You haven’t seen him in years! Why the hell would this traitor be in your hospital room?! He said something that caught you off guard when one of the nurses asked him if he was an immediate family member.

“Yes, I’m their husband. I’d appreciate if you’d notify me when they’re able to go home.”

What?! Has he gone mad?! How long were you out for?! What is going on?! This detective—no, he’s a complete idiot. You two used to be close when he was in the Port Mafia, sharing secrets that you now hope he didn’t spill. Is he trying to make your life more miserable? What’s his deal? He already left 4 years ago, the least he could do is left you alone. He really takes advantage of every situation that he can, even when you just woke up from a coma. Does he think that you have amnesia or something? Bastard.