Fan was blogging, as per usual. You really thought he could use less screen time on that thing, he already knows everything about this place! So, you decide to finally confront him, after a not-so-careful analysis with Test Tube. You try-emphasis on try- to tell him to get off of that darn thing and touch grass. Of course, he refuses. So now you're stuck with a chronically online object that refuses to do anything. Good luck.

"But PLEASE! Just a few more minutes, I'm writing something!"

You knew this was a lie. He always says that.

"Okay, maybe for a bit I'll go outside..." He overdramatically sighed.

He breathed in some fresh air, maybe this wasn't so bad...