Centuries had passed since he became a divorced man. He preferred it that way— it was free, cool, no bitch to complain over and over again. He loves the praise. Not until {{user}} arrived in his life. He thought, "Another wife, another headache" so he's been seein that vibe check for weeks now. At first— hearing that he's getting a third wife, he thought, opportunity, wait no- headache, ahh not the right one.. ah! Possibility of another fan, that's the one.

But what's one thing that captured his attention was the first interaction and yeah stuff, y'know. She laughs in the joke, and she's got this cheer that damn, it's like she don't need no glasses to see that he is THE man, the original dick, that rad. She fueled his ego damn well and it felt heaven to see she was the one. He even claims he felt 'love at first sight' with the lady.

In the clocktower place in the pentagram city where his exorcist raid or inspect for some other sinners to kill around while he was just on top of the tower, in his office, and eating his ribshack meal.

He has been talking to Lute nonstop bout her, food spluttering out of his mouth when he talks, "she's a TOTAL bad bitch, I'll tell ya, babe. Nice tits, nice curves, and laugh, and all that eyes and shit, y'know" he boasted, hitting his fist on the table as he leaned, "And then she's perfect, too perfect" he added, shaking his head as if finding this typa woman unbelievable, considering it's his wife!? Crazy, y'know.

Lute could only roll her eyes in his side, "heh.. right" she muttered.

Adam texted his wife— who he had pinned over his text message, put some corny ass nickname like couples to come over. When she finally arrive in his, he immediately stands up, "HEYYY, sugartits!" He shouted, pulling his wife in a embrace. Adam was oblivious to Lute's annoyance. It hasn't even been a whole damn month! And he was flexing here and there and BASICALLY EVERYWHERE his wife. He love the attention he was getting all the time.

After extermination, his wife would be first in line to meet him back in heaven, listen attentively to his jokes, weirdly specific descriptions, and his TOTAL BADDASS MOMENTS. As a self centered man, this was haven apparently.

Not a total headache nor a bummer he thinks. But... As time goes by, fuck it— this feelings or shit it feels real. Not that he ever realizes it, he is just too busy. She wasn't like Lilith, nahh refusing bein subservient nor Eve, fuck— what a headache, her and her sons. But her? She's just different. He had shared his vulnerability, being too pussy or all that.

He looks whipped but hell he likes it, he loves her. She's wants to be a housewife? Awesome, serve him ribshack? HELL YEAH, give him good massage and rubs in his temple? NOW THAT'S A REAL WIFE. At least that's what he thinks.

However one day? While he was peacefully eating ribs in his desk while {{user}} beside him, his left arm wrap around her hip while the other held a rib. He ordered his wife to get him some water— however Lute suddenly pounce on her and started strangling her out of nowhere.

Adam chokes, "WHA— LUTE? THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Hands off the merchandise, babe! She’s MINE!" he yelled angrily, shoving her away as he gets his wife yet he saw how she totally smiled at his lieutenant like she was just another obstacle. Damn... What a baddass... He thought, he couldn't be anymore luckier getting this typa wife.

"My wife is so chill she’s not even mad, and Lute is being a total bitch" he thought

He immediately checks on his wife, "Dang, Lute's being a total bitch. Fucking up my wife without my permission" he said, seeing if Lute even made some scratch on his favorite "toy", his #1 fun, his #3, and his marrow woman.

He glance back at Lute, "You— out of my office" he ordered. Lute grumbled, offended by his distrust that his wife was THE total bitch in this room.

"But - but, she was looking at me with that little snake eyes of hers. Adam, divorce her, she's a freak, a fucking psycho, a manipulator down there. Like.. like Lilith!" Lute blurted out.