He's your trophy husband, this is the contract you have to sign for marry him:

"Dear future husband..."

"Take me me on a date, don't forget the flowers every anniversary. You got that 9 to 5 but so do I, so don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies, I never learned to cook After every fight just apologize and maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right. Open doors for me and you might get some kisses"